My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
This is perfect in every way.
Straight from the horse lord’s mouth. Aquaman. Officially.
I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.
Cinematic masterpiece tbqh
so fucking done hahahaha
here’s to harold
the most sensible person in creepypasta
bless u harold
harold’s got his shit together
Depression is so isolating bc you don’t want to be a bother to anyone so you start doing really passive aggressive things to try and reach out, which makes you feel even worse so you end up quietly weeping in the bathroom and when someone knocks on the door you immediately hide yr face and clear yr throat and say “oh yeah, I’m fine.”
"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"
this show needs all the awards
the number one thing of the many things about this article is the way the writer seems to think that scumbag millennials who are too lazy to get jobs obtain these costumes somehow for free (?) rather than them requiring significant disposable income. ‘people are spending more of their money on consumer goods, no wonder the economy’s in the tank’ - a real employed person with the academic qualifications to call himself an economist